We're sorry, Ladies and Gentlemen, but the Wi-Fi is down
and cell reception is poor, at best.
WHY?
I have Wi-Fi, therefore I am.
Without it, am I?
Am EYE?
And WHY --
Fi, that is.
WHY Fi anyway?
Wi-not look up and out and over
(inside is nice, too)
Wi-not wake up?
Wi-not, I ask you
WHY NOT?
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These silly poetic musings are dedicated, with a smile, to the very nice man who walked right into me today, preoccupied with God Knows What on his phone. He apologized profusely. May he be safe.