Friday, October 20, 2017

WHY-fi


We're sorry, Ladies and Gentlemen, but the Wi-Fi is down 
and cell reception is poor, at best.

                                                                           WHY?

I have Wi-Fi, therefore I am.
Without it, am I?
Am EYE?
And WHY --
       Fi, that is.
WHY Fi anyway?
Wi-not look up and out and over
                            (inside is nice, too)

                                                                             Wi-not wake up?

Wi-not, I ask you
WHY NOT?

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These silly poetic musings are dedicated, with a smile, to the very nice man who walked right into me today, preoccupied with God Knows What on his phone. He apologized profusely. May he be safe.